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AN OPEN LETTER TO LOUIS XIV

Dear Louis XIV:
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AN OPEN LETTER TO ALCOHOL

Dear Alcohol,

Thanks a lot. Last night I dreamt I was a telemarketer again. Selling...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ELEPHANT IN THE IKEA-FURNISHED ROOM

Dear Elephant in the Ikea-Furnished Room,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY PERSONAL TRAINER

Dear Fawn,

I am writing to you to discuss some of the events of our first personal...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY ATTRACTIVE COWORKER AT THE POOL

Dear Attractive Coworker,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MACHINE

Dear Hollywood Movie Machine,

What happened to you?

Once, when I was a young man,...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY MALE GYNECOLOGIST

Dear Dr. Cohen,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO A PLAYBOY POSTER

Dear Playboy poster,

I pity you, Playboy poster. How very sad to be imprisoned in that...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY SONY VAIO

Dear Sony Vaio PCG-V505DX,

I thought I was buying a compact, highly portable machine to...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO HUMMINGBIRDS

Dear Hummingbirds,

Hey, would you take it easy already? What’s the freakin’ rush,...

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