Dear Class of 1994,
I regret to announce my resignation as “Most Likely to Succeed.”...
More Open Letters
2,179
Dear Targeted Online Advertisers,
I hesitate to write this, because honestly, much of...
2,745
Dear Arabic Labials,
A few years back, I taught English to speakers of other languages....
3,439
Dear Canonical Authors,
I regret the impersonal nature of this form letter, but time-...
3,427
Dear Mrs. Angrum:
I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for successfully...
7,018
Dear Sir,
Would it be presumptuous to tell you how I really feel? Share my emotions? Lay...
2,847
Dear Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher,
You didn’t know she’d had a heart attack a thousand...
3,908
Dear #fitgirls,
I’m worried that if I see another green smoothie on your Instagram, I...
2,773
Dear mango fly larva currently taking up residence in my left buttock,
It’s time to come...
4,560