More Open Letters

Dear Unemployment,

Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...

2,384

Dear Unemployment,

Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...

2,612

I am writing this letter as an individual who is tired of our culture's obsession with...

2,701

Dear Mr. Miller,

I’m thrilled to be writing you. How admirable that you started a company...

2,752

Dear Low-Cut Pants,

I’m told that you feel grievously injured by my “radical” decision to...

3,430

Dear Eyebrows,

2,935

Dear Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning,

Hello, oh pirate of the back streets, and...

2,618

Dear Global Warming,

I know I’m not supposed to like you. I’ve heard about your grandiose...

3,531

Dear Sirs and/or Madams,

You sadistic bastards.

Do you dislike kids? What else...

2,638

Pages