Dear Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning,
Hello, oh pirate of the back streets, and...
Dear Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning,
Hello, oh pirate of the back streets, and...
Dear Global Warming,
I know I’m not supposed to like you. I’ve heard about your grandiose...
Dear Sirs and/or Madams,
You sadistic bastards.
Do you dislike kids? What else...
Dear Sonicare Electric Toothbrush,
I admit, I was always skeptical of your much-heralded...
Dear Vice President Cheney,
Let me express my condolences for the loss of your chief of...
Dear Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue,
When I filed my taxes in February last year...
Dear Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room,
I’m not sure if you remember me,...