Dear Mr. Miller,
I’m thrilled to be writing you. How admirable that you started a company...
More Open Letters
Dear Low-Cut Pants,
I’m told that you feel grievously injured by my “radical” decision to...
3,741
Dear Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning,
Hello, oh pirate of the back streets, and...
2,972
Dear Global Warming,
I know I’m not supposed to like you. I’ve heard about your grandiose...
3,896
Dear Sirs and/or Madams,
You sadistic bastards.
Do you dislike kids? What else...
2,856
Dear Sonicare Electric Toothbrush,
I admit, I was always skeptical of your much-heralded...
2,900
Dear Vice President Cheney,
Let me express my condolences for the loss of your chief of...
3,569
Dear Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue,
When I filed my taxes in February last year...
3,931