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Dear Sirs and/or Madams,

You sadistic bastards.

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Dear Sonicare Electric Toothbrush,

I admit, I was always skeptical of your much-heralded...

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Dear Vice President Cheney,

Let me express my condolences for the loss of your chief of...

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Dear Jim at the Oregon Department of Revenue,

When I filed my taxes in February last year...

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Dear Smart Puffs,

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Dear Smart Puffs,

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Dear Lighting in the Victoria’s Secret Dressing Room,

I’m not sure if you remember me,...

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Dear Dreams,

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Dear Libido,

Okay, so what’s up with you these days?

Everybody knows that women...

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