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Dear ugly mug I painted at Paint A Dream last weekend,

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for it to...

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Dear MTA Riders of the Male Persuasion,

I know you like to spread your chests wide,...

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Dear Ex-Fiancé,

Sometime last summer I contracted an infection in my left hand.

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Dear Hashtags That Should Really Be Sentences,

This is an intervention. Did you catch...

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Dear Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez,

I haven’t had an earworm infection this bad...

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Dear Me When I Used to Have Seven Cats,

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