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Dear Ex-Fiancé,

Sometime last summer I contracted an infection in my left hand.

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Dear Hashtags That Should Really Be Sentences,

This is an intervention. Did you catch...

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I haven’t had an earworm infection this bad...

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Dear Me When I Used to Have Seven Cats,

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Dear Mr. Rhymes,

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