Dear Craigslist Sellers of Sofas,
Please learn to rotate your photos so they’re right...
Dear Craigslist Sellers of Sofas,
Please learn to rotate your photos so they’re right...
Dear Adorable Couple,
Dear Armpits,
I grew you by accident, having forgot to bring a razor on a recent vacation...
Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,
We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...
Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,
We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...
Dear Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway,
Dear Semicolon Abusers,
You make the Grammar Nazi in me appreciate comma splices....
Dear Acquaintances,
If you find you are listed below, please reconsider your grasping,...
Dear People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair,
Please don’t think I’m not grateful that you...