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Dear mythical holiday entities,

While my children may adore you because you bring them...

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Dear Elf on the Shelf

I wrote to you at the North Pole but I’m guessing my letter got...

2,627

Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,

You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...

2,356

Dear Douche bag,

Thank you for wasting three months of my life. You know, there were way...

3,570

Dear Kelly,

I am writing to you publicly, to tell you how sorry I am for the recent loss...

3,060

Dear Friend, Family Member, Ex-friend, Ex-boyfriend, Coworker, and Acquaintance,

First...

15,873

Dear Dominik,

You’ve probably seen my Youtube videos and think I’m a big time celebrity...

5,874

Hello there,

First you should know, he and I have been having unprotected sex regularly...

4,849

Mark,

I’m done with you.

I don’t say this in anger. It’s just that, when I walked...

7,552

A message to my mom about why Autism is something to be loved and how her denial and abuse...

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