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Dear Elf on the Shelf

I wrote to you at the North Pole but I’m guessing my letter got...

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Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,

You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...

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Dear Douche bag,

Thank you for wasting three months of my life. You know, there were way...

3,843

Dear Kelly,

I am writing to you publicly, to tell you how sorry I am for the recent loss...

3,335

Dear Friend, Family Member, Ex-friend, Ex-boyfriend, Coworker, and Acquaintance,

First...

16,510

Dear Dominik,

You’ve probably seen my Youtube videos and think I’m a big time celebrity...

6,172

Hello there,

First you should know, he and I have been having unprotected sex regularly...

5,315

Mark,

I’m done with you.

I don’t say this in anger. It’s just that, when I walked...

7,993

A message to my mom about why Autism is something to be loved and how her denial and abuse...

6,001

To all students, faculty, staff, and administrators at the College Preparatory School and beyond...

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