Open Letter to Kateřina Provazníková’s Soon to Be Ex

Subject: Open Letter to Kateřina Provazníková’s Soon to Be Ex
From: CJ
Date: 1 Feb 2016

Dear Dominik,

You’ve probably seen my Youtube videos and think I’m a big time celebrity and can’t relate to you, but the truth is I’ve been where you are, many times actually. Being a good young man trying to woo a gorgeous woman and before you know it a big time pro athlete comes in and steals your girl, it happens. Hell, just in 2015 I’ve had a girl leave me at a bar for a certain (now former) member of the Boston Red Sox and a few weeks ago had a former LA Lakers Head Coach steal my girl, nothing you can do about it.

Just get back out on the ice, work your ass off and show the bitch what she’s missing. Clearly she’s a deranged psychopath-not for cheating on you with Jagr, all due respect but almost anyone would do that-but for trying to blackmail one of the last true “IDGAF” guys out there. Is it tough to have your girl cheat on you with your idol? Absolutely, but in the long run you definitely dodged a bullet.

I wish nothing, but the best on the ice and with the ladies and look on the bright side, you get to say your girl left you for Jagr and you came out looking like the true winner in all of it. If that’s not a story you can brag about to the boys for the rest of your life, I don’t know what is.

All the Best,

CJ

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