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Dear Friends,
It’s Christmas 2014 … and I’m facing my first holiday season as a parent...

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Dear Influenza A, B and whatever other alphabet-soup-combinations there are!

I have...

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Dear mythical holiday entities,

While my children may adore you because you bring them...

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Dear Elf on the Shelf

I wrote to you at the North Pole but I’m guessing my letter got...

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Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,

You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...

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Dear Douche bag,

Thank you for wasting three months of my life. You know, there were way...

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Dear Kelly,

I am writing to you publicly, to tell you how sorry I am for the recent loss...

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Dear Friend, Family Member, Ex-friend, Ex-boyfriend, Coworker, and Acquaintance,

First...

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Dear Dominik,

You’ve probably seen my Youtube videos and think I’m a big time celebrity...

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Hello there,

First you should know, he and I have been having unprotected sex regularly...

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