Hi Bill Gates,
We realized that you are a jerk. You have a PC with a broken OS. Your big...
Hi Bill Gates,
We realized that you are a jerk. You have a PC with a broken OS. Your big...
Dear fellow peers,
It's not fair for you to assume those of us returning to on campus...
Dear Grandma,
When I was little, you taught me to be "wise." To be fearless. To read the...
Oh hey,
My name is Lyz, although you may only remember me as Mike's girlfriend, because I...
Dear Mrs. Padilla,
Warm greetings to you.
I write this letter not as a critic, but...
Dear Students,
In an innocuous office complex, three blocks south of Northwestern...
Dear Backseat Baby,
Hey. Yeah you, in the backseat! I know you're trying to pretend like...
Dear Mr Ashley,
I am writing to you following media speculation that Oldham Athletic...
To the parents of St. Mike’s sexual assailants: Don’t worry, your boys will be fine. Their...
Dear Vincent,
One of the worst seasons in the history of Cardiff City FC finishes after...
Dear fellow Key West business person,
As a local businessman for 22 years, I know the...
Dear Sasha Obama,
My name is Melanny Martinez. I am thirteen years old and I am currently...
Ontario is now facing a crisis. Most Ontario residents seem to agree that it is time for Wynne...
Babe, I know I've fucked up so many times including a while ago. But sweetie please don't block...
Dear candidates for president,
Elections are about leadership. Leaders influence and...
Dear Mr. Barkley:
I write you out of love. I write you out of profound pain. I write you...
Dear Mr. Tom Cotton, et al,
We received your letter from March 5. Our English is not the...
Dear Off-Season,
Please don’t suck.
I mean, I guess I could just leave this letter...