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Dear Vogue,

You recently published an article titled “We’re Officially in the Era of the...

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Dear Craigslist Sellers of Sofas,

Please learn to rotate your photos so they’re right...

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Dear Armpits,

I grew you by accident, having forgot to bring a razor on a recent vacation...

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Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

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Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

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Dear Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway,

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Dear Semicolon Abusers,

You make the Grammar Nazi in me appreciate comma splices....

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Dear Acquaintances,

If you find you are listed below, please reconsider your grasping,...

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