More Open Letters

Dear Mr. Rhymes,

When you get a song stuck in your head, is it the entire thing? Do you...

3,820

Dear Vogue,

You recently published an article titled “We’re Officially in the Era of the...

4,264

Dear Craigslist Sellers of Sofas,

Please learn to rotate your photos so they’re right...

3,672

Dear Armpits,

I grew you by accident, having forgot to bring a razor on a recent vacation...

3,388

Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

3,683

Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

3,507

Dear Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway,

3,713

Dear Semicolon Abusers,

You make the Grammar Nazi in me appreciate comma splices....

3,728

Pages