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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY LATE PATERNAL GRANDFATHER

Dear Grandpa,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO VOGUE MAGAZINE ABOUT BIG BOOTIES

Dear Vogue,

You recently published an article titled “We’re Officially in the Era of the...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO SELL SOFAS ON CRAIGSLIST

Dear Craigslist Sellers of Sofas,

Please learn to rotate your photos so they’re right...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ADORABLE YOUNG COUPLE LEISURELY STROLLING BY AS I FRANTICALLY USHER MY CHILDREN INTO MY RAV4

Dear Adorable Couple,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY BELOVED WOOLLY ARMPITS

Dear Armpits,

I grew you by accident, having forgot to bring a razor on a recent vacation...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BLONDE WOMAN IN THE STOCK PHOTO OF MILLENNIALS DRINKING WINE

Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BLONDE WOMAN IN THE STOCK PHOTO OF MILLENNIALS DRINKING WINE

Dear Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo,

We’ve got to stop meeting like this. It’s Tuesday...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SNEAKERS HANGING OVER A POWER LINE ON EAST LAKE SAMMAMISH PARKWAY

Dear Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO SEMICOLON ABUSERS

Dear Semicolon Abusers,

You make the Grammar Nazi in me appreciate comma splices....

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AN OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE I HARDLY KNOW BUT WHO HUG ME ANYWAY

Dear Acquaintances,

If you find you are listed below, please reconsider your grasping,...

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