Dear Playboy poster,
I pity you, Playboy poster. How very sad to be imprisoned in that...
Dear Playboy poster,
I pity you, Playboy poster. How very sad to be imprisoned in that...
Dear Sony Vaio PCG-V505DX,
I thought I was buying a compact, highly portable machine to...
Dear Hummingbirds,
Hey, would you take it easy already? What’s the freakin’ rush,...
Dear Jeepers Creepers II,
I see that a thin layer of dust is gathering on you. And that...
Dear Unemployment,
Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...
Dear Unemployment,
Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...
I am writing this letter as an individual who is tired of our culture's obsession with...
Dear Mr. Miller,
I’m thrilled to be writing you. How admirable that you started a company...
Dear Low-Cut Pants,
I’m told that you feel grievously injured by my “radical” decision to...