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Dear February,

Don’t let the door… Listen I tried to like you. I tried to make it work....

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Dear Mr. Barkley:

I write you out of love. I write you out of profound pain. I write you...

2,290

Dear Animal Owner,

I don't like your dog. You see, I've never liked dogs. When I was...

2,715

Dear sweet Sequoia family,
As many of you know already, my 18-year-old child Sasha was...

2,927

Dear President Dunn,
My coccyx hurts. Normally this isn’t how you begin a letter,...

2,996

Dearest New York City,
Do you like roller coasters? I do. Love ’em, actually. So much so...

2,528

Dear Weather Channel,

It’s me again. I had spoken out back in March about your long-form...

3,154

Dear Nigel,

I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I’ve never seen you...

3,198

Dear weather,
On behalf of all the students at this university (and other schools in the...

2,786

Dear Almighty Weather Gods,

I know it's February. I know it's supposed to be cold and...

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