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Dear February,

Don’t let the door… Listen I tried to like you. I tried to make it work....

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Dear Mr. Barkley:

I write you out of love. I write you out of profound pain. I write you...

2,510

Dear Animal Owner,

I don't like your dog. You see, I've never liked dogs. When I was...

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Dear sweet Sequoia family,
As many of you know already, my 18-year-old child Sasha was...

3,144

Dear President Dunn,
My coccyx hurts. Normally this isn’t how you begin a letter,...

3,224

Dearest New York City,
Do you like roller coasters? I do. Love ’em, actually. So much so...

2,712

Dear Weather Channel,

It’s me again. I had spoken out back in March about your long-form...

3,399

Dear Nigel,

I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I’ve never seen you...

3,439

Dear weather,
On behalf of all the students at this university (and other schools in the...

3,039

Dear Almighty Weather Gods,

I know it's February. I know it's supposed to be cold and...

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