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Dear President Dunn,
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Dearest New York City,
Do you like roller coasters? I do. Love ’em, actually. So much so...

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Dear Weather Channel,

It’s me again. I had spoken out back in March about your long-form...

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Dear Nigel,

I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I’ve never seen you...

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Dear weather,
On behalf of all the students at this university (and other schools in the...

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Dear Almighty Weather Gods,

I know it's February. I know it's supposed to be cold and...

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Dear Kansas weather,

I am sorry, but the time has come for us to have a very serious talk...

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Dear Man I Met On Tinder.

I was on another date when I received your message. He returned...

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Dear Raheem,

It looks like you're finally leaving us, that your games with the media have...

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