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Dear Animal Owner,

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Dear sweet Sequoia family,
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Dear President Dunn,
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Dearest New York City,
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Dear Weather Channel,

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Dear Nigel,

I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I’ve never seen you...

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Dear weather,
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Dear Almighty Weather Gods,

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