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Dear February,

Don’t let the door… Listen I tried to like you. I tried to make it work....

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Dear Mr. Barkley:

I write you out of love. I write you out of profound pain. I write you...

2,434

Dear Animal Owner,

I don't like your dog. You see, I've never liked dogs. When I was...

2,838

Dear sweet Sequoia family,
As many of you know already, my 18-year-old child Sasha was...

3,084

Dear President Dunn,
My coccyx hurts. Normally this isn’t how you begin a letter,...

3,138

Dearest New York City,
Do you like roller coasters? I do. Love ’em, actually. So much so...

2,653

Dear Weather Channel,

It’s me again. I had spoken out back in March about your long-form...

3,331

Dear Nigel,

I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I’ve never seen you...

3,368

Dear weather,
On behalf of all the students at this university (and other schools in the...

2,965

Dear Almighty Weather Gods,

I know it's February. I know it's supposed to be cold and...

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