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Dear Paul Ryan,

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It's okay, I promise.
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Dear C,

The last time we spoke, we were at a sushi bar. You ordered the Romeo and Juliet...

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Justin,

I read excerpts of your new interview in Complex magazine, and like many others,...

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I truly believe you are the luckiest woman in the world.

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Thank you to my fellow Canadian citizens for not blaming me for terrorism.

I'm sorry...

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