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With all due respect Mr. Cruz, I am ashamed at your response to the refugee crisis and I resent...

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MY kitchen calendar says it’s your wedding anniversary in a little while, so I thought I’d get a...

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You were devastated. Absolute shock. Your daughter was brought in this morning unresponsive. She...

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To the family in the red SUV at Tim Horton's today,
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Dear Paul Ryan,

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It's okay, I promise.
I love a drug addict, and there is nothing I can do about it.

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Dear C,

The last time we spoke, we were at a sushi bar. You ordered the Romeo and Juliet...

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Justin,

I read excerpts of your new interview in Complex magazine, and like many others,...

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