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MY kitchen calendar says it’s your wedding anniversary in a little while, so I thought I’d get a...

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You were devastated. Absolute shock. Your daughter was brought in this morning unresponsive. She...

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To the family in the red SUV at Tim Horton's today,
Yes I am a big 280 lbs guy with...

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Daechois, daechoises

So that's it, it's official, you are at war against us. What is...

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Dear Paul Ryan,

Shame on you. Shame on your Party for succumbing to the absolute worst in...

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It's okay, I promise.
I love a drug addict, and there is nothing I can do about it.

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Dear C,

The last time we spoke, we were at a sushi bar. You ordered the Romeo and Juliet...

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Here is an idea that I hope will appeal to LSD prisoners. If it works, it could help in two ways...

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Justin,

I read excerpts of your new interview in Complex magazine, and like many others,...

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I truly believe you are the luckiest woman in the world.

If you’re reading this, the most...

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