Hi, I'm sure you have heard all about me because I've heard all about you. I know she said I was crazy, and I'd happily confirm that I am. So, keep that in mind if I ever ask a you a question about her, which I'm sure I will. She tells me EVERYTHING!!!!! Whether it's a text or what you said to her face I already know. So let's get to the point. I don't like you, and I won't like you until you prove to me that you should be with her. And remember I'm crazy so I will break you if you break her heart. Oh! And just because you're the boyfriend doesn't mean anything because I will come first. Boyfriends come and go but best friends are forever. So when I call her for whatever reason, yes I know damn well you guys are on a date, but I will call and she will listen. And if you tell her to ignore my call I will go to your date and say what I had to say there. Remember I know everything about you, maybe more then she does, don't screw up because I will tell her everything and anything even if it hurts her, before you do more damage. Watch your back dude, because once she becomes yours, you're stuck with me too.
-Sincerely, the girl who will kick your ass if you break her best friends heart :)
