"I" am the one who complains all through the year how political parties have lost their morale and sense of service. I am the one who complains that it is a weekend and a dry day owing to elections. I am the one who chooses to lazily sleep through the weekend giving not a damn about the elections.
"I" am the one who complains that the govt is not doing enough on securing this country from terrorists. I am the one who at the first hint of a smoke in a bus will push people around - women and kids and old folks - to come out safe.
"I" am the one laughs at the "godmen" and their dramas. I am the one who will knock a godman's door at the first hint of trouble in my 'kundli'.
"I" am the one - who immoral politicians loot, the terrorists use to instil fear and the godmen trick. "I" am the foolish Indian who deserves this shit.