Oxford Street Lights

Subject: Oxford Street Lights
From: Audrey Hepburn (Alias)
Date: 14 Nov 2012

Dear organiser of the Oxford Street Lights.

On Saturday I went to Oxford Street to see the Christmas Lights. But on arriving was appalled to see giant illuminated jars of Marmite! I realise that Marmite have sponsored the Xmas lights this year, but what on earth has Marmite got to do with Xmas!