Dear Mr. or Mrs. Baby Boomer Executive,
I hope you are sitting down. I have some...
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Baby Boomer Executive,
I hope you are sitting down. I have some...
Dear Backseat Baby,
Hey. Yeah you, in the backseat! I know you're trying to pretend like...
Dear Chris Riotta of Mic and Justin Bieber,
Both of you recently put words on the...
Dear pre-baby body,
I don't remember what you feel like. It's been too long since you've...
When you tired of the f***ing devil ruining your life and you hear God speak for the first time...
Dear Dad,
It's me, your child. The Robert Griffinfant. I'm writing this letter to you...
Dear, sweet Baby Yeezus,
The entire world has celebrated your long-anticipated arrival,...
Dear Babies,
I don't know how to start this letter to you. I don't want to be ashamed of...
Dear Wills,
Congrats on the birth of your second child. Now sit down and take a drag on...
Dear people at Disney who make baby clothing,
I am in the ad industry, so I get why you...