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In the words of the living ghost of Joan Rivers, "Can we talk?" Listen, I...

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Dear Daniel Snyder,

Tough day, huh? It's not all the time a company is stripped of its...

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Dear Zac:

For years, you have been invading my sex dreams due to your rock hard abs,...

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Dear Mr. Precisely What's Wrong With This City,

Hi. Remember me? Short chubby opera...

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Dear Jay Z,

First off, congratulations on the most talked about launch of a music service...

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Dear New York Times

As the paper of record, your op-ed page is a natural target for snark...

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Dear Pastor,

Tone can be tricky in writing. Picture me popping my head in your office...

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Dear L.A. Times Editors:

It has come to my attention that you will no longer be...

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The ReThink911 campaign has erected a billboard across the street...

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As you know, for decades there was widespread child sexual abuse taking...

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