Hi Premier Notley,
How's it going? I don't think this is an unreasonable question given the situation we all find ourselves in Canada today.
First some facts:
Energy is the #1 export in Canada by miles; nothing even comes close. The second largest export is car and car parts, at $60 billion.
Energy, energy service, and transportation represent 40% of our economy. It's a big deal!
In recent times $200 billion of the transfer payments to other provinces originated from oil related taxes and royalties.
Given these economic facts, Alberta is a very special place and you are a very special person. You are the steward of this very important economic engine. If anything bad happens to Alberta we are all screwed.
And bad things are happening.
I want you to know that I...
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Dear Mr. Sindell -
While your blog post was an open letter to Fritz Henderson, I personally felt compelled to respond to you directly. As global vice president of GM Design, I have the pleasure of leading one of the most diverse industrial design organizations in the world. Across the globe, over a thousand talented GM designers and sculptors are bringing the heart and soul of GM to life. I have the pleasure of participating, developing and approving every product our passionate design team creates.
Since taking on this role, my team and I have taken immeasurable strides to bring manufacturing, engineering and design together on a global scale. We no longer work in silos, we work together. We have cut down barriers, removed obstacles and have returned to the essence which made GM...
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Dear President-Elect Obama,
As a group of women leaders who have given our lives to the transformation, protection and empowerment of women in the United States and globally, we want to begin by congratulating you. We are honored and proud to have you lead the nation during this historic time. We also welcome your call to action, reminding us of what we have always known — that as global citizens we cannot solely rely on any one administration's ability to bring about change, but must be steadfast in pushing forward our own vision and agendas.
We represent an historic movement for change: millions of women across the globe with innovative ideas, influential constituencies and collaborative solutions. We are calling on you to ensure that women are equally represented in everything, from...
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Dear Male Comics,
I’m not saying that you can’t touch on the subject of women in your stand-up routine. In fact, I love when people do!
There’s nothing funnier than a guy who actually understands women enough to make a joke about us that we find hilarious. Chris D’elia did it. Louis C.K. does it all the time. What’s the difference between their material regarding women and Bill Burr’s?
They don’t say that they hate us. Bill Burr said that last Sunday night at Chicago’s hosting of the Oddball Comedy Tour.
When Louis C.K. has women in his material, it’s usually making fun of a larger issue. Abortion, divorce, family… it’s never making fun of women. Or denouncing their right to be seen as equals. Chris D’elia put women in his material to create social satire. 99% of the time, he’...
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Ms. Huffington:
In recent days, The Huffington Post has unceremoniously re-branded its LGBT news section, "Queer Voices." Its previous name, Gay Voices was deemed to be too exclusionary, as not everyone under the sexual minorities umbrella considers themselves to be gay.
Yes, ma'am, I'm talking to you.
The problem is, "Queer" as a word carries a lot of baggage, most of it quite negative. To many--and I'm one of them--it's plainly offensive, particularly if used by others to define me. If a person wants to identify as "queer?" Knock themselves out. Don't assign it to me. If a gay organization or publication wants to use the word or a "Q" or a variant (such as Queerty)? It doesn't bother me. It's from the community, for the community. There is no hint of malice. But when it's a...
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Dear Arianna,
Your oped piece is a welcomed reinforcement to our belief that the point is we want to transform this “culture of me” to a “culture of we”.
The author of the book which inspired your piece, John Kao, is someone I’ve read before (“Jamming”) and, I agree, nails the truth – we haven’t been really very innovative for a long time.
And here’s to your outreach to “the other side” – referencing conservative David Brooks’ endorsement of conservative British writer Philip Blond’s “communitarian” approach: “Brooks details how revolutions on both the left and the right have led to ‘an atomized, segmented society’ — one that needs to be replaced by a society ‘oriented around relationships and associations.’”
Your outreach is a progress towards finding the “sweet spot”...
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Dear Gais and their children,
We’ve always known that our steaks are low compared to our fair-skinned sisters, the holy Gai. For centuries we have been subjected to unfair treatment simply by virtue of our skin colour. Yet, nobody even bothered to ask us how it felt to be treated like a piece of beefcake. Not a single feminist organisation came to our rescue or raised slogans on our behalf. If Cow is your Maa, doesn’t that make us your aunty? Is this how the world’s greatest culture that gave the world Cowmasutra, treats its aunties!
Is being born dark such a great sin that you’ll focus only at our inner boti and harbour unholy thoughts about us! We’ve suffered the indignities heaped on us with silence. We tolerated the blatant racism that even our shit is subjected to. Despite...
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Dear Heathrow 13,
As long-standing opponents of a third runway at Heathrow, we want to express our support and solidarity to you all.
Recently, hardly a month has gone by without a new temperature record being broken, fresh floods bringing misery to communities across the UK, or yet another study warning about the impacts of air pollution on our health. The consequences of our dependence on dirty fossil fuels are getting more visible with every passing day, yet our political leaders' willingness to deal with the problem isn't.
If it's ever built, the third runway at Heathrow will be a living monument to our government's complacency. Ministers know that a new runway would emit as much carbon dioxide as the whole of Kenya, as well as causing many more people to die prematurely from...
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To Coldplay and advertising team.
As a educated and angry chimpanzee, I am writing this open letter on behalf of PETA and the world's chimpanzee population.
I would like a written apology from the popular band Coldplay for their patronising and derogatory portrayal of us chimpanzees.
The tone of their promotional clip Adventure of a Lifetime shows us in a very bad light and could even lead to undoing all the good work that has been put in place over the last few decades. I can tell you, it's got everyone going bananas in the office.
Quite frankly, the below par CGI effects hark back to the dark days when us chimps were often used as grinning advertising tools for human amusement/erotica.
We chimpanzees are intelligent animals and would never dance around in hats, playing...
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Dear fellow Canadians,
Over the last few months, a lot of the stories I’ve read in the news have had to do with Syrian Refugees. When I’m not reading about their plight in the news, it seems I’m reading on Facebook about my friends/acquaintances’ feelings and opinions about Canada’s support of these people. Increasingly, I find myself frustrated, disappointed and at times, down-right disgusted. Not at the refugees, who are “stealing our jobs”, who are being given “unfair advantages” such as free education and, as I read in a news article this morning, free bus passes and access to the recreation centres in Guelph, Ontario. I’m not frustrated or disappointed or disgusted with them. It is the alarming number of my fellow Canadians speaking out against our Government’s offers of...
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