Subject: An Open Letter to Zac Efron
From: GQ
Date:
10
Aug
2015
Dear Zac Efron,
Thank you for pushing the boundaries of mankind by unhooking a bra in 0.453416 seconds ...
It was inspiring.
Yeah, we know you've probably had a lot of practice in matters concerning the female anatomy — I mean, damn dude, a condom fell out your pocket during the premiere of The Lorax — but you're cool about it.
You didn't think your "pinch and slide" strategy was remotely impressive.
Once that female interviewer sees you in action, she visibly gets a chick-boner.
The fairer sex appreciates this moment as much as we do. Keep up the modesty — it suits you — but don't ever downplay your mad skillz.
High School Musical 4 lyfe.
Much Love,
GQ
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