Dear America,
Consider for a second the Soviet Union: a godless state born to destroy American exceptionalism. A place where communism was the law of the land and freedom did not ring.
Is this what we want our prosperous nation to turn into? The answer should be a resounding no. So come 2016, if you cast a ballot for the reincarnation of Karl Marx known as Bernie Sanders, don't come crying to me. I will not sympathize. When you hear the name Bernie Sanders, I hope you think of The Soviet Union. Why? Because Sanders has drunk the red Kool-Aid and plans to enact the very same system of governance that the satanic Marx dreamt of.
Sanders will leave the good people of corporate America bloodied and dying on the side of the road with his truckload of lethal tax rates. Even worse, Sanders plans to use this tax money to help create jobs for the middle class! This is wealth redistribution and pure communism if you ask me. Why should we take from those who have billions and help out those who have nothing? After all, if you don't have anything, it's probably your fault. Unfortunately, the 25.7% of commies in the monstrosity known as the Democratic Party can't get these simple facts through their thick skulls.
There is one sinister twist to Sanders’ manifesto, however, and it just might spell the end of America: marijuana legalization. A recent survey conducted by the Fox News team finds that every person who tries marijuana will eventually die. If these staggering findings are indeed accurate and Sanders is elected, U.S. citizens will die from marijuana inhalation by the millions.
I beg of you, do not vote for this man.
Save our ideology, save our country - vote Ted Cruz.
Sincerely,
An American Patriot