First things first ...
YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB
Since we Indians have no option but to elect from two solidly screwed-up political parties, every five years we sway from opting to either burn ourselves in hot oil or jump off the cliff.
Well, if you are an Indian you can pick the party that best represents this.
Let's look at the amount of stupid bans that have been imposed in recent months.
Beef ban – a democracy that decides what its citizen can eat and cannot eat.
Porn ban – the land of Kamasutra and second most populated country.
Irony has always been second nature to this country.
Let's not forget the godmen and spiritual leaders that are under the scanner for everything that's wrong, from being accused of rapes, indecent public behavior to deceiving people to tunes of crores.
But no, a law-abiding citizen is more likely to be pulled up by authorities for doing something that's totally normal than throw these moronic godmen in jail.
What surprises me is a simple non-political person in India has better solutions to tackle these issues yet how can a political administration cannot work and bring these changes to effect.
Alas, the explanation lies not within the system but with the people who run it. If only!!!
The wait for better days seems ever elusive.
Signed,
Mrs. Peeved