I cannot take you serious - half-conscious from alcohol intoxication with a kebab over your face...
More Open Letters
Dear William and Kate.
The media have declared that you have “announced” that you are...
Shame on you US and UK. The US (and of course their tail-wagging partners, Israel) refused to...
I was refused entry to Harrods today. Not because I was causing trouble. Not because I was...
Dear Teachers
I am overweight, bordering on the obese. I am happy. I pay for my food, be it convenience food...
I just can’t relate to Christmas in September or October. Can’t you hold your horses (or perhaps...
Cameron, act swiftly and decisively to eradicate these disgusting crimes. For once, I think the...
We have now reached the point, Twitter, where quite frankly I should just put you on a grill and...
Dear Prime Minister.
I understand that you are supporting a proposal to have a minimum...