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Dearest Cavcav,

I was thrilled to learn of your beard ban imposed on all footballers at...

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Dear Mrs Rinehart,

How good were the Socceroos! It was fantastic to watch them against...

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Dear Everyone

So, as the dust settles and I turn to face the next five years in this...

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Dear Mr Cameron,
Congratulations on winning a second term as our prime minister. I’m going...

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Dear Fancy Lingerie Brands,

My name is Nadine von Cohen and I’m a writer from Sydney,...

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Dear X,
I'll get right to the point.

You have a telltale crust of white powder...

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Dear WAGs,

Firstly, congratulations on landing a footballer for a boyfriend or husband!...

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Dear Men with Jobs (or Planning to Get Jobs),

I really don’t understand what some of you...

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Dear Kanye West,

I've purchased a few of your singles over time. I've swung my hips to...

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Dear Ms. Lumley:

Congratulations for your spectacularly successful lobbying efforts on...

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