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Dear Jerry Seinfeld,
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Dear HR Manager,
After graduating with a double major from an acclaimed university where I...

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Hello, Ian.

I guess we knew this day was coming for a while now—although the two of you...

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Dear friend,

I want to take you back 20 years, to when I am thirteen years old.

I...

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To my beautiful Momma,

I look forward with anticipation to Mother’s Day each and every...

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Over the last 4 years I have been campaigning for Ozzy Osbourne’s knighthood. Though it’s been a...

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Dear Church of England,

I see you are trying to get yourselves some limelight of the...

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Dear Press,

After a considerable time of observing crass and biased reporting on the...

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