Dear Remnant of the Caucasian Race in America,
As you may have noticed, your country – having been established by your Caucasian ancestors specifically for its progeny – has mysteriously been heavily invaded by non-Caucasoids, and is therefore threatening your very existence today. Please be advised that we fully understand and sympathize with your dilemma. And please rest assured that we are here to assuage your concerns, as we truly do care about what you think and believe. Your perception of reality has always been our utmost priority.
In order to mitigate this very real threat to you and your descendant’s future, we are preparing to implement a program of martial law to effectively deal with these onerous threats. And even though these measures may at first appear to be in complete opposition to your best interests, you will find that our plans – as described below – are ultimately aimed toward placating your suspicions, thus hopefully allowing you to continue to exist – reality notwithstanding – in your happy world of Prozac, bread and circuses, and of course, positive thinking.
Your safety and your security are first and foremost. After all, we are your guardians.
Knowing how much the goyim cherishes its lifestyle of consumerism, pleasure and entertainment, we have devised a foolproof plan to keep you snug and safe in your wonderful world of Stockholm syndrome, which we have lovingly constructed for you. You will thank us endlessly for our superior foresight in meeting your immediate needs, and for our masterful skill in using all of our tools of controlled media to facilitate you into readily accepting exactly what we have planned for you.
We have been relentlessly refining this process of preparing and guiding you ever since its humble beginnings with the “War of the Worlds” radio broadcast back in 1943. We realized at that point that we can easily program your thoughts and emotions with our time tested talent for deception and mind control – used with your best interests at heart, of course.
As we fast forward to today, we have many new means and methods at our disposal to accomplish our goals.
In order to get you to go along with martial law and gun confiscation, we have imported negros of the lowest IQ and having the highest propensity for extreme violence, thanks to our United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), and our Refugee Resettlement programs. We have been seeding untold millions of these negros into your major cities and even small towns. And by now we have sufficiently engineered an environment of racial tension via our controlled media, which will soon result with race riots in every major city across America. And just as our man Henry Kissinger said in 1992 “Today Americans would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful,” you will be most pleased to know that you may not have to miss a single ball game in the months ahead.
And to help you become less uncomfortable and thus more malleable once these troops begin knocking on your doors and demanding your guns, we have engineered various past events to acclimate you, including Katrina, Boston Bombing, etc. And now are getting ready to roll out our crème de la crème contrivance – JADE HELM – just in time for the race riots this summer.
So therefore, for your own safety, we will soon be officially declaring martial law and dispossessing you of your fire arms. After all, we would not want you to actually kill someone in self defense because as everyone knows by now, Black Lives Matter.
So please remain calm, pay close attention to your TV screens, and be the first to tell your friends and neighbors and fellow workers around the water cooler just how surprisingly easy it was to peacefully hand over your guns to those foreign speaking UN troops carrying big guns and wearing those nice blue hats.
And as always, never forget that you are forever in our thoughts. We are here for you.
Sincerely,
Your Best Friends and Allies,
Jewdom and our Shabez Goyim
