To my forever:
Someone told me to “just get over you”. As true as it may possibly be, it...
To my forever:
Someone told me to “just get over you”. As true as it may possibly be, it...
Dear Minister Baird,
Amnesty International has repeatedly spoken out about widespread...
Dear People Who Take Selfies,
Hi. Okay. So. What’s a selfie? Oh, you know. It’s when you...
Dear Son,
Mommy has something important to tell you about your chocolate skin. Please...
Dear Gawker,
So, you removed that post. You know, the one about a married man (whose name...
Dear MoCADA Family,
MoCADA is in danger. If that scares you a bit, good. You are...
You need to stop lying to the public as well your thirty-two percent base about your...
Dear Salman Khan,
Let’s straightaway get to the point. You are a criminal; a bloody...
Dear Sulemans (or is it Suelmen?),
I know you are all very busy right now, what with...
We had a couple of books to choose from in class and I picked Gulliver’s Travels because I had...
Dear Teachers,
Welcome back to another school year, or maybe your first year. We, as...
Dear Dr. Oz,
You got off easy.
Oh sure: you had the scrutiny. The congressional...
First off I want to apologize for the countless cancellations, the missed parties, the...
My dearest darling child.
I am writing this letter to you as a permanent reminder of how...
Dear Jerry Seinfeld,
I heard you on ESPN radio the other day. You were talking to Colin...
Dear Mario,
I hope no one ever calls you that again. Not the "dear" part, that's fine....
Dear John The Journal,
I used to laugh at people who were friends with you. I wondered how...
DEAR MR. TIM COOK:
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Chad Ramey and I’ve...
Politely we read your social media messages, your posts with accompanying loud emoticons: 'So...
Dear Secretary Clinton:
Welcome to the Philippines.
The Madame Gloria Macapagal...